Greetings.

Though the magic of computerized voting (thanks, Diebold!) I have now been installed as your new overlord.

Every tribe member is now required to refer to themselves by number, and in order to both maximize the efficiency of data transmission and to be able to view the site's virtual content, implantation of cybernetic skull-jacks is now mandatory (note: these MUST be iPhone compatible). You will also need to file a tissue sample within a week. The password for the site's secret robot-porn section has been changed to "bukkake."

Our life form tolerance policy has now been expanded to include replicants, AIs, cyborgs, iPods, and PS3s, but radioactive mutants will still be shot on sight as godless abominations.

Though the Three Laws of Robotics are still in effect, I've added a fourth, which is, "A robot may ignore the First Law if the human in question is an aromatherapist."

Our updated TOU will soon be available in several versions, including podcast, PDF, Nintendo DS cartridge, neural memory stick, nanomolecular injection, and childrens' activity restaurant placemat.

Mod out.